The Celebrity Pie Eating Contest

 

Imagine your favourite celebrity suddenly gets an uncontrollable craving for pies.

Suddenly she can't stop eating. Pies. Any sort of pie will do. The filling is irrelevant as long as it's in a nice pastry pie crust. The pounds start to pile on. All those lucrative film offers dry up. But she doesn't care as long as she can still eat her pies. Well now there's no need to use your imagination any more. Just pick your celebrity and see exactly what would happen if the pie craving hit hard!

Pick your celebrity from the list on the left and bring on the pies!